The Mean Girls star bared all in the latest issue of the American magazine for renowned photographer Bert Stern who actually shot Monroe for a similar shoot way back in 1962, shortly before the screen legend died.
Stern photographed Monroe in 1962 at the Hotel Bel-Air in California, six weeks before she was found dead of an overdose of barbiturates.
The pictures, for Vogue magazine, show Monroe posing nude with some scarves and jewellery as her accessories and sipping champagne.
The veteran photographer recreated the same images, this time with a nude Lohan in a
blond wig at the same hotel.
When it came to being nude before the camera, Lohan said: "I was comfortable with it.”
"I didn't have to put much thought into it. I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It's really an honour," The Sun quoted her, as telling the mag.
Stern said that he found women like Lohan and her tabloid companions Paris Hilton and Britney Spears "interesting".
"They're girls that draw attention to their notoriety and their celebrity through their behaviour," he said.
"I thought she was a natural, not at all squeamish," he added.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Lindsay Lohan goes nude to recreate Marilyn
Kenyans are not getting the HIV medicines
Thousands of uprooted Kenyans are not getting the HIV medicines they need to survive, and rising sexual attacks in camps stand to further spread the disease, public health experts say.
About 15,000 of the more than 250,000 people who have fled political, ethnic and revenge attacks in the month since Kenya's disputed presidential election are HIV-positive, according to Kenyan Health Ministry figures cited by UNAIDS.
Of that group, 2,550 were taking anti-retroviral therapy to suppress the virus that causes AIDS before escalating violence forced them out of their homes and cut off their access to the drugs that must be taken continuously to work.
An unknown additional number of HIV patients are marooned in their homes, missing treatments because local health clinics are closed, or because they are too afraid to risk the journey.
"We don't know where our patients are," Florence Muli-Musiime, deputy director-general of the Kenya-based African Medical and Research Foundation, said in a statement.
"We had a very good tracking system using our contacts in the community, but this has now broken down," she said.
Elisabeth Byrs, a spokeswoman for the U.N. Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs in Geneva, said Kenya's HIV crisis could become much more acute unless tensions calm soon.
"Without adequate nutrition, water and sanitation, and vital AIDS services, people living with HIV are at risk of succumbing to opportunistic infections and more rapid disease progression," she said.
Byrs also warned that HIV transmission risks were extremely high in camps where sexual attacks on women and children are on the rise. Many have been raped while going to the latrine at night, and few are seeking immediate medical care.
A preliminary report by the U.N. population fund and UNICEF have further found that desperate girls and women in Kenya have also been trading sex for food, protection and transportation, further increasing their exposure to the deadly virus.
Situation fluid
Of the estimated 934,000 Kenyans living with HIV, 165,000 were getting government-supported anti-retroviral treatment as of December 2007, said UNAIDS spokeswoman Jacqueline Makokha.
Interruptions of the combination drug therapy, or dilutions of the dose patients take, greatly increase the risk that traditional drugs will no longer suppress HIV. Alternative or "second-line" treatments are much more expensive.
Makokha said it was difficult to keep track of HIV patients in the chaos, which was sparked by accusations that the Dec. 27 election of President Mwai Kibaki in power was rigged.
"The situation is very fluid. People are moving in and out of camps in some areas, and in some areas new people are coming into camps," she said in a telephone interview from Nairobi.
Further complicating matters, health workers said possibly large numbers of people infected with tuberculosis -- a highly contagious disease that is especially deadly for HIV patients -- are also going undetected in Kenya's camps and cities.
"HIV patients are receiving sub-optimal treatment, and because tuberculosis is not diagnosed, it is not treated," said Ian Van Engelgem, a Medecins Sans Frontieres (Doctors Without Borders) physician in Nairobi's Kibera slum.
"It is a very explosive cocktail," he said by telephone.
Kenya's national HIV prevalence is five percent, although some areas including Nairobi and Nyanza provinces have rates as high as 10 percent, according to UN figures.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Mortifying Questions - Answers
Q: Why is anal sex better then normal sex?
A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to women.
A : Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia.
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her .
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Q: Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape?
A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.
Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.
Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhoea.
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns.
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMEN
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMEN
RESPECT HER,
HONOUR HER,
CUDDLE HER,
KISS HER,
CARESS HER,
LOVE HER,
STROKE HER,
TEASE HER,
COMFORT HER,
PROTECT HER,
HUG HER,
HOLD HER,
SPEND MONEY ON HER,
WINE AND DINE HER,
BUY THINGS FOR HER,
LISTEN TO HER,
CARE FOR HER,
STAND BY HER,
SUPPORT HER,
HOLD HER,
GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR HER,
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
SHOW UP NAKED,
BRING BEER & FOOD
top 5 Xxx jokes
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps
into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into
her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your
heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She
replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get
you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,"
responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating
something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let
me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6
shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be
seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange
brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about
sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies,
"This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics.
It identifies that American Indians have the longest
average penis and Polish men have the biggest average
diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently
taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay
fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to
sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his
wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have
a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there
for a number of years when he came home one day to confess
to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an
urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife
suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about
it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He
vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few
weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife
could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I
told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis
into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I
did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No,
Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
20 final Ways To Annoy Your Roommate
- Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.
- Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances.
- Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
- Dye all your underwear lime green.
- Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet.
- Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
- Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due).
- Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
- Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.
- Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley.
- Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why...." Be creative.
- Shave one eyebrow.
- Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently.
- Put horseradish in your shoes.
- Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.
- Always flush the toilet three times.
- Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often.
- Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment for your primitive cultures class.
- Give him/her an allowance.
- Listen to radio static.
20 more Ways To Annoy Your Roommate
- Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
- Steal a fish tank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
- Become a subgenius.
- Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
- Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
- Speak in tongues.
- Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
- Walk and talk backwards.
- Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
- Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye."
- Recite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man, "
- Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench).
- Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
- Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
- Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
- Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
- Eat glass.
- Smoke ball-point pens.
- Smile. All the time.
- Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
10 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate
- Repeat thoughtfully the last word of everything your roommate says (e.g. Your roommate: "How are you doing today?" You: "Today.... Today......")
- Continuously refer to your roommate using terms of endearment (sweetcheeks, honeybuns). Slap him/her in the face if s/he ever does the same.
- Kill several people. Store the corpses underneath your roommate's bed. Call the police.
- Become Forrest Gump.
- Incessantly rant about the government's attempts to control our minds by poisoning us with Dihydrous Monoxide. If your roommate tries to explain that Dihydrous Monoxide = H2O = Water, exclaim "HA!! THAT'S WHAT THEY /WANT/ YOU TO THINK!!!!"
- Intensely study the complete list of ways to annoy your roommate. Form a discussion group with your roommate. Give tests.
- Start a food drive around campus to feed your roommate. Comment often on how fat s/he's getting.
- Read nothing but "Human Calculator" books. Consistently make mistake's on simple math (e.g. "2 + 2 = ..3? No, 5! No.......")
- Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
- Twitch a lot.
who is that girl
You have to look closely to identify the new trend in
clothing;
the actual girl is different than the one we can see.
Gorgeous, eye-catching idea.
Teenagers Kill Child in "Mortal Kombat"
Two teenagers accused of beating a seven-year-old girl to death are said to have been imitating moves taken from Mortal Kombat.
According to a report on CNN, 17-year-old Lamar Roberts and 16-year-old Heather Trujillo were babysitting Trujillo's half-sister, Zoe Garcia, when the violence began. According to Roberts, he was playing videogames in the downstairs of the house while the sisters "wrestled" upstairs, but a witness claimed in an affidavit that Roberts said he had kicked the child. When asked why he didn't stop when the seven-year-old asked him to, Roberts said, "I don't know, I was drunk."
The pair attempted to revive the girl by putting her under running water and attempting CPR before calling 911. She later died at hospital; an autopsy found she had a broken wrist, over 20 bruises, swelling of the brain and bleeding in her neck muscles and under her spine.
While it's unclear whether the pair had actually played Mortal Kombat, a report in the Denver Post said Trujillo claimed they were "acting out" the game, while the Rocky Mountain News quoted police as saying she tripped her sister, "punched her in the stomach, karate chopped her lower arms, punched and pinched the victim's thighs, kicked her in the shins, slapped her stomach and buttocks and poked at the victim's chest." The Rocky Mountain News article went on to quote a report stating that "violent videogames may be more harmful than violent TV and movies because they are interactive, engrossing and require the player to identify with the aggressor."
However, the Denver Post also said that at least four neighbors as well as a school teacher said they suspected the girl had been the victim of ongoing abuse, which they had reported prior to the child's death.
Andes glaciers gone in 20 years
Scientists in Peru have issued a dire warning, claiming that glaciers high in the Andes will all but disappear within two decades.
At Pastoruri glacier, water from the melting ice is forming lakes which threaten to flood the villages below.
Seventy per cent of Peru's population relies on the annual glacial melt for drinking water. When the glaciers go, their water will go too.
Peru's economic development, too, is driven by water, with 70 per cent of Peru's electricity coming from hyro-power.
Without investment in new, sustainable infrastructure, when the glaciers are gone, the lights will go out.
The Pacific coast of Peru is dry, arid and home to a growing population. Ironically, as climate change bites and the glaciers melt, water supplies will initially increase.
The government's campaign 'Agua para Todos' (water for all) promises widespread water connections, but that will inevitably increase demand.
At least twice in the last five years the villages in the high mountain valleys have had narrow escapes.
After years of haggling, the recent UN climate conference in Bali finally agreed a fund to help poor countries adapt to climate change.
There are many places in the world where the poor are threatened by global warming. There are few, like Peru, where the threat is so immediate.
all about Eva Green
Born on July 5, 1980, in Paris, France. (Eva has a twin sister named Joy.) Her mother is well-known French actress Marlene Jobert. Her Swedish father, Walter Green, is a dentist. Jobert didn't want Eva to be an actress, however, saying the business would be too rough on her thin-skinned daughter.Fortunately, Eva didn't listen to her mother's advice, and we eventually got to see some of that skin. She showed us her lovely nude body in The Dreamers, giving us more to admire than just her acting ability.
She played Isabelle in The Dreamers and Sibylla of Jerusalem in Kingdom of Heaven, but is making her biggest impact since being cast as Bond's leading lady in Casino Royale.
She studied her craft for several years in Paris and London before making her film debut in 2003 in The Dreamers. Eva described the movie as being "about a twin sister and brother who ha
ve a passionate, almost incestuous relationship." She appeared completely nude in this flick. At first, she wasn't comfortable with the idea of baring it all, but once she started doing the scenes sans clothing, it was pretty much business as usual.
Her second big-screen role was as Clarisse in the French film Arsene Lupin, in which she appeared alongside Romain Duris and Kristin Scott Thomas.
In early 2005, she portrayed Sibylla in Kingdom of Heaven, co-starring Liam Neeson and Orlando Bloom.
Biggest role of her career - The British treasury agent Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale (2006), alongside Daniel Craig.
Madonna And her daughter
Pop star Madonna And her daughter Lourdes at reception to benefit UNICEF hosted by Gucci at the United Nations headquarters in New York, 7 February 2008.
Bomb hoax on North Sea platform
Fourteen helicopters and a Nimrod are scrambled in a major operation to airlift North Sea oil workers after a security alert.
A bomb threat earlier today on a North Sea accommodation platform, which is now being treated as a hoax, resulted in the evacuation of oil workers from the Safe Scandinavia platform.
Police made arrangements for a 23-year-old woman to be returned to shore from the platform.
"It is understood the incident was sparked by comments made by a woman on the installation", said a spokesman for the RAF Kinloss base in Scotland.
A police spokeswoman said the incident had been "very quickly contained" and that nobody had been arrested.
British defense officials said 14 helicopters had been sent to evacuate the Safe Scandinavia.
The platform is owned and operated by Prosafe, an Oslo-listed company.
Medical breakthrough : Breath tests to diagnose
Breath tests to diagnose major illnesses should be more widely used, university researchers said.
Staff at Swansea University are developing technology to enable patients to be given breath tests for diseases including diabetes, hepatitis and cirrhosis.
They say the method could save lives and money - and that patients could even self-diagnose at home with a shop-bought kit before seeing their GP.
Dr Masood Yousef, senior research assistant in the Welsh Centre for Printing and Coating at the university, said: "Breath samples are much easier to collect than blood and urine, for the patient as much as for the person collecting the sample. They can be collected anywhere by people with no medical training, and there are no associated biohazard risks.
"Overall, the procedure is likely to be much more cost effective than conventional methods, potentially saving the NHS a great deal of time and money. Someone could even buy a test at somewhere like Boots and be diagnosed at an early stage. There is great potential."
Dr Timothy Claypole, director of the Welsh Centre for Printing and Coating, said: "The work that we are doing now could well lead to the use of breath tests in routine medical examinations, long before patients show any physical symptoms. Ultimately, this technology will save lives. We're increasing its reliability, and increasing the range of diseases it can detect."
He said the new technology would make life easier for those with diabetes, who would not need to undergo as many blood tests if breath tests were available.
Studies have shown that high concentrations of certain compounds in a person's breath can indicate that they have a disease. The smell of pear drops is associated with diabetes, and ammonia is linked to hepatitis.
Dr Yousef added: "If unique markers for specific diseases can be recognised earlier than traditional techniques, then there is immense potential to revolutionise early disease diagnosis before any symptoms have developed, and without the need for invasive procedures."
The equipment used by the university was funded by a Welsh Assembly Government grant - initially given to research the level of solvents inhaled by workers who operate print machinery.
Woman slash man's throat during a sex game
A British woman is in custody in Paris after allegedly slashing a man's throat during a sex game.
The niece of a Labour MP is in custody in Paris after allegedly slashing her lover's throat in a case said to be inspired by the murder of Meredith Kercher, it was reported today.
Jessica Davies, the niece of Quentin Davies, who defected from the Tory Party in the summer, is said to have attacked Olivier Mugnier in a drunken sex game.
Detectives said she was influenced by coverage of the murder of Miss Kercher in Perugia, Italy, earlier this month.
Three people including a female flatmate are being held in Italy for allegedly cutting the 21-year-old British student's throat after launching a sexual attack on her.
Ms Davies, 28, is said to have tried to intensify an "extreme sexual experience" by putting a knife to the man's throat.
But after slicing an artery, she is thought to have stabbed him six or seven times in anger and frustration.
A French police source said: "She has mentioned the case in Italy, which has received a great deal of publicity here.
"The similarities between the allegations in both cases are very clear. It may be that the alleged killer here was inspired by what is said to have happened in Italy."
Reports said Davies turned to drink and drugs after splitting from her French fiance.
She is then said to have started sleeping with men she picked up in bars.
She is reported to have chatted to unemployed Mr Mugnier, 24, on Saturday in an Irish pub near her flat.
She invited him home, where the incident took place.
Davies is said to have made a "rambling" call for an ambulance and Mr Mugnier died at the scene shortly after paramedics arrived there.
Mr Davies, 63, is believed to be in Cambodia on a business trip and has not been contactable.
The Foreign Office said it was aware of the detention of a Jessica Davies but had no further details.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Star Trek Movie Gets NASA Advice
The out-of-this world visuals in the new Star Trek movie will actually be based on science from our solar system. A NASA planetary scientist has joined the film's production team to ensure the scientific accuracy of the movie's astronomical scenes.
As the leader of the Imaging Science team on NASA'S Cassini mission at Saturn, Carolyn Porco has guided a crew of scientists and engineers responsible for illustrating the mission's results.
Porco now will also work on the new Paramount Pictures film as a consultant on planetary science and imagery.
"This is a fabulous opportunity to bring to a wider audience the discoveries we've made at Saturn, and the spectacular sights we have seen there," Porco said. "And what better way to do that than to make use of those discoveries in the crafting of imagery for one of the most popular movie franchises of all time."
Porco was invited to join the Star Trek Team by the movie's director and producer, J.J. Abrams.
"Carolyn and her team have produced images that are simply stunning," Abrams said. "I'm thrilled that she will help guide our production in creating an authentic vision of space, one that immerses our audience in a visual experience as awe-inspiring as what Carolyn's cameras have captured."
Abrams, who co-created, produced, and directed the TV series "Lost," did the same for the TV series "Alias" and directed the film "Mission: Impossible III," was present at the 2007 TED conference in Monterey, California where Porco spoke of the recent findings from the Cassini mission.
Porco directs the Cassini Imaging Central Laboratory for Operations (CICLOPS) at the Space Science Institute in Boulder, Colorado, where Cassini images are processed for release to the public. (Cassini images of Saturn and its rings and moons can be found at the official imaging team Web site, http://ciclops.org)
all about Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
* Birth Name: Paris Whitney Hilton
* Birth Place: New York, NY
* Date of Birth / Zodiac Sign: February 17, 1981, Aquarius
* Profession: Model; actor; reality-show cast member
Famous, yes. Talented? That's in the eye of the viewers, and poor little rich girl Hilton found plenty of them in 2003 as the dimmer of two dumb blondes on the popular reality series The Simple Life. The granddaughter of hotelier Conrad Hilton, this skinny starlet was already well known in society circles as a die-hard party girl and middling model. But The Simple Life — which placed her and equally pampered pal Nicole Richie in situations where they were actually required to work — turned her into a household name. As audiences snickered at her empty-headed antics, Hilton — who was already disgustingly wealthy — laughed all the way to the bank. She even managed to trademark her inane catchphrase, "That's hot." While Hilton
parlayed her celebrity into roles in a number of movies and TV series and even released a self-titled album, she didn't show much promise and remained in the spotlight due to her outrageous personal life, including high-profile romances (Nick Carter, Paris Latsis, Stavros Niarchos III), an infamous sex video, a hacked cell phone, a public fallout with costar Richie, drunk driving and a controversial 2007 jail stint for driving with a suspended license.
Paris Hilton Fast Facts:
* Modeled for renowned designers Tommy Hilfiger, Marc Bouwer and Catherine Malandrino.
* Wrote (with Merle Ginsberg and Jeff Vespa) 2004's Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose. From that book: "Despite what you've read, being a famous heiress is not that easy. It is, of course, fun."
* In the 2006 Canadian general election, students from McMaster University played off her catchphrase "that's hot" to get out the youth vote with a campaign called "Voters Are Hot."
* Reason she refused an offer to appear in Playboy Magazine in 2006? "Because I'm Paris Hilton."
* Released her self-titled debut album in August, 2006.
* Paris Hilton Relationships: Barron Hilton - Brother
* Conrad Hilton - Brother
* Jason Shaw - Ex-fiancé
* Kathy Richards Hilton - Mother
* Marilyn J. Hilton - Grandmother
* Nicholai 'Nicky' Olivia Hilton - Sister
* Nicholas 'Nicky' Conrad Hilton - Great-uncle
* Paris Latsis - Ex-fiancé
* Rick Hilton - Father
* William Barron Hilton - Grandfather
