- Repeat thoughtfully the last word of everything your roommate says (e.g. Your roommate: "How are you doing today?" You: "Today.... Today......")
- Continuously refer to your roommate using terms of endearment (sweetcheeks, honeybuns). Slap him/her in the face if s/he ever does the same.
- Kill several people. Store the corpses underneath your roommate's bed. Call the police.
- Become Forrest Gump.
- Incessantly rant about the government's attempts to control our minds by poisoning us with Dihydrous Monoxide. If your roommate tries to explain that Dihydrous Monoxide = H2O = Water, exclaim "HA!! THAT'S WHAT THEY /WANT/ YOU TO THINK!!!!"
- Intensely study the complete list of ways to annoy your roommate. Form a discussion group with your roommate. Give tests.
- Start a food drive around campus to feed your roommate. Comment often on how fat s/he's getting.
- Read nothing but "Human Calculator" books. Consistently make mistake's on simple math (e.g. "2 + 2 = ..3? No, 5! No.......")
- Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
- Twitch a lot.
