20 more Ways To Annoy Your Roommate

1. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
2. Steal a fish tank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
3. Become a subgenius.
4. Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
5. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
6. Speak in tongues.
7. Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
8. Walk and talk backwards.
9. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
10. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye."
11. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man, "Casablanca,") almost inaudibly.
12. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench).
13. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
14. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
15. Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
16. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
17. Eat glass.
18. Smoke ball-point pens.
19. Smile. All the time.
20. Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.