Who's Rip Off Today Then?

Sarah Ferguson has topped the fastest movers list for the past hour. That's what going on holiday with the Queen and being sprayed in the face with a bottle of champagne does for you. Eagle-eyed traders have pounced on SARFER stock - she got 2170 column inches on Saturday. Seven celebs got more press coverage than she did, but at 1.80 with a potential dividend of 2.33 her yield is already over 100 per cent and her price has shot up by nearly 47 per cent in the last 24 hours. Tom Hanks is another fastest mover - that'll be the herd of nuns chasing him. He's notched up a few controversial inches surrounding his new film based on the Da Vinci Code. Certain religious groups are literally having 'nun' of it. Tom costs 2.85 and as yet has no potential dividend, but once today's inches are inputted that should all change. Simon Cowell is another fastest mover. His price has gone up 35.93 per cent in the last 24 hours leaving him a bit pricey at 9.24. He may be fairly quiet all year round, but put a tone deaf dork with a funky dance routine in front of him and he becomes a lean, mean, column-inch-generating-machine. The X Factor starts on Saturday and we can't wait (for the inches). One to avoid today is Prince Harry. He costs an absolute fortune at 1228.73 with a potential dividend of 1.29. Who on earth is buying him? And do you want to buy this piece of old rope we're selling, it's a bargain, honest.