Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Mortifying Questions - Answers


Q: Why is anal sex better then normal sex?
A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to women.

Q : What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
A : Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.

Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia.

Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her .

Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Q: Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape?
A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.

Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhoea.

Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns.

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.

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